BAS Observer September 2017

SEPTEMBER 2017 9 An email arrived Addressed to me From the planet Called Mercury Said I had won An astronomical amount Please email details Of your bank account Need legal fees My lucky Sir Deposit them in Bank Messenger Town: Frozensolid State: Nothingabides Planet Mercury The Darkside When the lawyers Release this stash We’ll send your Cold hard cash But don't forget The legal fees Soon as possible If you please Sold my house And my car Sent the fees by Express Rocket Star Someone emptied My bank account Left me a dollar A generous amount No more emails Arrived for me From the planet Called Mercury Now the Federation Of Bigskies Investigations (that’s the FBI) My cash did trace To the interior Of an unusual place The country of Nigeria Just come down With severe hysteria Farewell to my cash Home and car I’m the victim Of scam Nigeria Should have known Was being taken for a ride Bank Messenger is on Mercury’s Sunnyside MY LUCKY SIR By Eido AP